Archived Letters

From: The Spamalyzer
To: websitepositions

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What makes you so sure it's not a pay per click campaign?

Are you interested in being first on YAHOO?

Thank You,

You're welcome.

From: The Spamalyzer
To: Jame Trent

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From: The Spamalyzer
To: Kenya Belanger

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From: The Spamalyzer
To: Henry Leslie

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I didn't know I can get free payperview movies.

From: The Spamalyzer
To: spanish

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What makes you think of my debt? Do you think it's likely that yes? Maybe I get more cash. What do you mean, I dot want recieve from you any other offer? What about your own email here?

From: The Spamalyzer
To: rhondamae

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From: The Spamalyzer
To: Edward Lacey

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From: The Spamalyzer
To: Randell Bingham

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From: The Spamalyzer
To: Aisha William

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Really, my home town? What makes you think I am approved?

From: The Spamalyzer
To: Elvia Friend

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Maybe I should think about this first.