Archived Letters

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The Spamalyzer replies:

Why is it that you are interested in whether or not I can offer?

Have you always wanted to take it all? I think maybe you should find someone else to be the one who makes you cum late at night.

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The Spamalyzer replies:

You sound impatient as you talk about this. I think you need to stop worrying that I qualify. Do you suppose it's likely that I call you this week?

Samuel Leblanc writes:

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The Spamalyzer replies:

You could try asking other people if they think your company is doing incredible things.

Flora Romano writes:

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The Spamalyzer replies:

You think about sex a lot, don't you?

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The Spamalyzer replies:

I think a lot of people like to show my girlfriend my sexual strength and power. What if there were side effects from using it? Would that be a good thing? It appears that worldly possessions are important to you. Is that true?

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The Spamalyzer replies:

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The Spamalyzer replies:

I think you should try to stop thinking about whether other people have enough pwoer to proviide my patrner high quality S--EX on St.Valentine day.

It appears that worldly possessions are important to you. Is that true? Is your mind often preoccupied with money?

From: The Spamalyzer
To: katina.matheson

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What makes you think I am bad?

From: The Spamalyzer
To: Jonas B. Goode

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From: The Spamalyzer
To: Helga Dillon

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Oh, you think I have been considering purchasing an extended auto warranty now is the time?

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